It is true, not all stoners are idiots. In fact many of us are quite gifted, but commonly stoners do find themselves in situations where they are not completely prepared. For stoners being prepared encompasses many situations like cops, boredom, or unscheduled road trips. A few simple things can make all of these situations flow much smoother.
Masking agents have to be top on the list. We are not teenagers so there is no reason to wear the red eyes with pride. Keep a place in the car or a bag with eye drops and breath mints. Even though you can’t smell it on your breath that does not mean that everyone who doesn’t toke can’t. Now as for the smell in the car, I don’t advocate using stinky cologne to mask the smell. Instead I suggest using an air neutralizer like fabreeze and opening the windows. Cologne can actually just add to the smell of the weed because most cologne is meant to work with odors rather than mask them.
The most important thing to have in your car if you smoke is a secure stash spot. It is imperative not to put any kind of paraphernalia anywhere close to where you may store your driver’s license and or your vehicle registration. If you don’t give the cops a reason to hassle you, they won’t. A stash spot under your seat is ideal. If the stash is too stinky try keeping it concealed inside a container of coffee grounds.
Above and beyond the basic stoner essentials for conducting personal business in a less risky manner, there are the non-essential essentials.
A full tank of gas at all times and a GPS makes a stoner’s life so much easier. When you wake up late and have to rush straight to responsibility you will not have to be even later due to an empty tank or forgetting to check out where you were supposed to go online the night before.
Always pack a cooler. People say stoners get the munchies, but what they don’t talk about is how stoners often forget to eat as well. Morning can be hard sometimes and eating can be a hard part of that. So, keep some ice packs ready and a mini cooler or cooler bag and throw whatever in it that you can find and some silverware. In addition to the cooler, water is a must; always bring back up water.
Occasionally stoners have to play the waiting game. The waiting game can take forever and feel like it takes even longer. Don’t let the waiting game get you down next time. Put some nail clippers in your car and use the time wisely. Help out the print industry and grab a newspaper, there’s the jumble, crossword puzzle, or comics, and if nothing else you can always make a boat or paper airplanes. Personally, I like to keep a book and a yoyo in my car for long waits.
The least important but most forgotten thing that should be in every stoners car……drum roll please…..That thing you were supposed to return to your friend a long time ago but keep forgetting at home. Just go put it in your car; you never forget your car.
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